Married life with Ellen and Portia.
IDC HOW MANY TIMES IVE REBLOGGED THIS IT IS LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE FUCKING THING
Hw isn’t getting done
she still loves sleeping up here.
sliced bread is the best thing since betty white
"send me a dirty picture"
just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism
my friend told me how electricity is measured and i was like watt
android users be like
yea so we can stop lookin at ya nasty ass while we on the phone
talking to person u like alot and u feel like ur annoying them
when they say the name of the movie in the movie